I’m Too Sexy

Written by Brian Leigh and Elizabeth Mayo
Sung by David MacMillan’s Bouncing Head

I'm too sexy for my lab
too sexy for my lab
Lab's way beneath me

I'm too sexy for this job
too sexy for this job
Too sexy for Bob
And I'm too sexy for Glasgow
too sexy for Glasgow
Berkeley and Harvard

And I'm too sexy for your talk
Too sexy for your talk
Don’t care what you have to say

I'm a chemist you know what I mean
And I do some consulting for some money
Yeah for the money
for the money yeah
I’m off consulting for the money

I'm too sexy for my mac
too sexy for my mac
Too sexy to hack
And I'm too sexy for my class
Too sexy for my class
none of them are going to pass

I'm a chemist you know what I mean
And I do some consulting for some money
Yeah for the money
for the money yeah
I’m off consulting for the money

I'm too sexy for my
too sexy for my
too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a chemist you know what I mean
And I do some consulting for some money
Yeah for the money
for the money yeah
I’m off consulting for the money

I'm too sexy for Tirrell
too sexy for Tirrell
Poor Dave
poor Dave Tirrell
I'm too sexy for Caltech
too sexy for Caltech
I need a bigger check

And I'm too sexy for this song