yaaaaaaa!

Lab coat
Golden rings
Big bucks is what chemistry brings

Black shoes
Safety glasses
I learned it all in chemistry classes

They come a runnin’ just as fast as they can
Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a P. Chem man

Merck index
CRC
What are these units supposed to be?

Thermogram
Of PCP
Man, I love bomb calorimetry

They come a runnin’ just as fast as they can
Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a P. Chem man

Constant pressure
Adiabat
I'm in control and my wallet's fat

Parafilm
Nitrile gloves
Lookin sharp, and lookin' for love

They come a runnin’ just as fast as they can
Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a P. Chem man