Gray Group Girls

Written by Brian Leigh and Elizabeth Mayo
Sung by Harry Gray

Well swedish girls are cute
I really dig blonde locks of hair
And italian girls with the stylish shirts
They really have a sense of flair

American girls with jeans
They really wear them awful tight
And the asian girls with their short black hair
They’re really fun and a delight

I wish they all could be in the gray group
I wish they all could be in the gray group
I wish they all could be my gray group girls

Well Caltech has the sunshine
And we get the best first years
I bet at MIT they’re buried in snow
working themselves to tears

They come from all around the world
And the best ones join my group
They work on ET, Folding and TiO2
Right here in the Beckman Institute

I wish they all could be in the gray group
I wish they all could be in the gray group
I wish they all could be my gray group girls

I wish they all could be in the gray group
I wish they all could be in the gray group
I wish they all could be in the gray group
I wish they all could be in the gray group